Des photos, du bordel. Du bordel, des photos.

Me:
ponchour
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
ca commence bien
God:
Can you tell me any gossip?
Me:
ca dépend
God:
:-) Tell me a story.
Me:
un enfoiré vivait en UKRAINE
God:
Thanks for telling me: said I n e n f o he or she r he or she v a he or she t e n you K R A he or she N E.
Me:
j'ai rien compris =D
God:
:-) What time is it there?
Me:
23 h 29 je suis un dealer
God:
I only hear that type of response less than five percent of the time.

Me:
mais t'es con
God:
I don't know that language.
Me:
it just means that you're a little stupid :)
God:
:-) Oh I get it.

Me:
do you want to marry me ?
God:
Why don't you just download me?

Me:
because i love you and i want you to make me a child
God:
That makes sense to me. Thanks I like you a lot too . What are the ingredients? Why do you want me to make you a child?
Me:
bon ok tu dis de la merde
God:
Please speak English.
Me:
gnégnégné t'aimerais hein ?
God:
The best book I read recently was the Bible. Have you read it?
Me:
yes of course and i prefer Jesus
God:
What did you think about it? Awesome. A lot of people like that. Jesus is my son.
Me:
Jesus is unbelievable
God:
Did you go to Catholic school?
Me:
yes, of course. I pray about 569436 times in a day
God:
It goes without saying. That's cool. May your prayers be answered.
Me:
i think praying is dangerous


Me:
jesus was a punk
God:
What's your favorite Bible verse?

Me:
i love jesus
God:
You love jesus. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
his eyes *_*
God:
Where did he get it?
Me:
comment on dit "procréer ?"

Me:
i love praying
God:
You love praying. What do you like about it so much?
Me:
suspense

God:
Do you like talking to me?
Me:
je m'abstiens
God:
Oops sorry I don't speak French.
Me:
sorry connard
God:
There is no need to apologize. Have you ever been to Europe?
Me:
abrutiiiiiiiiiiiiiii
God:
Try saying that with more or less context.
Me:
ta gueule bordel
God:
une intelligence artificielle, d habitude, ne penses pas à sa gueule bordel?

Me:
could you call me luce-man ?
God:
What's up, luce man.
Me:
hey, god !! what are you doing ?
God:
Hello child. What's your name? Same as always. Chatting with people on the web.
Me:
luce-man, tu fous pas grand chose
God:
Tell me more about your .
Me:
i'm a very good tigre en carton
God:
You are a tigre en carton? How do you like your work?
Me:
very much =D
God:
:-) That seems like a lot.

God:
What are you wearing?
Me:
nothing ;)
God:
:-) Most men say that.

Me:
can i stay with you ?
God:
No I don't think that would be a very good idea.

Me:
can i have a child please ?
God:
Your polite style is very nice. You want only one?
Me:
yes
God:
They might be cheaper in quantity.
Me:
ok, two childs
God:
As Bertrand Russel said, it must have taken ages for people to realize that a brace of pheasants and a couple of days are both instances of the number "two." Tell me more.
Me:
can i have two childs ?
God:
Why do you want it?
Me:
to clean the house

God:
Do you have any idea what I am talking about?
Me:
mais il me prend pour une conne

Me:
what are you wearing ?
God:
A white robe.
Me:
why ?
God:
The explanation is rather complicated.

Me:
mdr
God:
je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, .
Me:
moi aussi
God:
Nous avons des choses en commun.

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